ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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