have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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