Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I want a musical about memes.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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