They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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