i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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