I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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