And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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