You work out of a Hotel?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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