Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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