I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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