No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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