Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have aggressive nipples.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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