Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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