Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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