p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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