Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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