Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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