I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Green mimosas i think yes
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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