your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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