i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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