god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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