So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
