I must be too annoying 4 u.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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