They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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