Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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