my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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