i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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