As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Floor bacon is actually really good
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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