Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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