Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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