im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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