There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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