I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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