No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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