i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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