Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He uses pillows to masturbate.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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