My girlfriend figured out who you are.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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