Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm really busy with my period
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