Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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