I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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