is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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