Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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