Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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