as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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