thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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