What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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