just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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