yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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