Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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