You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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