My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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