we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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